Quotes and Jokes!

Count your blessings name it one by one

One day you are going to see her holding hands with someone who took your chance. She won’t even notice you because she’s too busy laughing at the stupid jokes he makes. It will burn your heart seeing that beautiful smile on her face and realizing you’re not the reason anymore. It will finally hit you, it was her, it was always her.

- summerlovewillneverend​

Girl: tae ka ba?

Boy: bakit?

Girl: kasi wala kang TASTE!

ouchhhhhhhhh :(

One night..
Don Juan: Inday dito ka na matulog sa kwarto wala si mam mo ngayun
Inday: ayoko sir nang Aano po kasi kayo
Don Juan: Biro lang yun Inday ano ka ba naman
Inday: Biro ba yun Baon na Baon

Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is.
 - Jim Morrison